A TRIP(Kendriya Vidyalaya Science Club Field Trip to Ramarameshwaram shrine)

I am stoned right now. What happened was that a human from a pre-human era(I love contradicting myself because I live in a world of cool media which are essentially multi-sensory and such a contradiction induces thought which involves all the senses.) came and smashed my head and splattered my brain across the floor creating images in my non-existent brain just like a friend of mine who had sort of a similar experience. Meanwhile a fat, plump and pink guy has started trying to create walls around me. Or well is he trying to break one. Oh!Well in age of empires you cant understand whether they are constructing or destructing. And with a roar, that threatens to beat thunder, the same arsehole is welcoming to a machine(Oh it must be the lathe machine, and it should be Devendar bhai who is calling me. Oh god, Is it written somewhere that if you are stoned, you should listen to this ugly fat guy from LA? The grass is greener on the other side of the joint anyways. Maybe thats why rock is cooler than a melam for me, even though my roots, my brain(again my non-existent one) and my dad prefers the latter. Now that am running out of ideas, let me roll a roadroller. 5 minutes of rolling and spilling, and then comes the fast-food joint. The perfect piece of design from the americans(who i thought thought from their arses . Well sorry they would prefer "asses")The perfect combination of a cylinder and a cone. (My maths teacher will be proud of me for that). And talking about the invaders, the Americans, if they hadn't put this image of Barbie and Sharon Stone in my mind, I would have loved my fast food joints to be more rich, roundish and fat.An implication I came upto after a lot of Mathew and Madhusutan happened to me. I love Coke and pepsi though. I hate you Uncle Sam!